when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
when you close it and then remember why you opened it
when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved.
if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw
Have you ever heard of the Procrastinator’s support groups?
They’re always put off til tomorrow…
Hard to believe that exactly 9 years ago today, Bones first premièred….and fast forward 9 years later, here we are, going strong into the 10th season, and with the milestone 200th episode coming up! It’s truly amazing how despite all the ups and downs (and the lack of promotion from Fox!), Bones has now become Fox’s longest running drama series. I, for one, couldn’t be more proud of Show.
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
If you have a nice girlfriend with a good personality that’s great and all but do she got the booty
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce