hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery
OMG… ur staying home on a FRIDAY night?
Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
We’re manly men. We fight in wars, we play sports, we drive noisy cars. We’re tough.
We’re terrified of body hair on women though.
And menstrual blood.
and womens farts
and being perceived as feminine in any way.
and gay men.
and women capable of fighting back.
and women having sexual desire
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better